We were all quite a bit worried about aunt Stacie. She’d been growing ever rounder and rounder with every passing year. Quieter and quieter as well.
Several years now it seemed she only ever used her mouth for eating. Never spoke a word to anyone, no matter how we tried to get her to talk. Talk to someone. Talk to anyone at all.
She really ought to tell someone what was wrong. But then, she never really looked like anything was wrong. She just didn’t speak. That’s all.
Just didn’t speak, but definitely did eat.
She looked quite happy enough, stuffing her face with cheese, and sausages, and puff pastry. Chips and cakes and cookies and food. Endless amounts of food after food. Plate after plate of pasta. Serving after serving of meat.
But nobody eats like that if they are truly happy. Do they?
Nobody knowingly bloats their body six times its original grown-up size, unless there’s something seriously wrong with them.
But Aunt Stacie would not talk with anyone. She did not tell us what was wrong. She wouldn’t speak to any of the doctors we took her to see. And none of them could do anything about her eating.
She’d spent some time in psychiatric evaluation. They sent her home after a while. Said there’s nothing to be done.
She seemed perfectly normal otherwise. Wasn’t hurting anyone else, and even herself only by eating too much.
They couldn’t keep her locked up for that.
And so we worried.
Everyone who loved Aunt Stacie worried about her health. Worried about her mental state, about what it was that drove her into silence and food.
Fat load of good any of our worrying ever did.
No matter who tried to talk to her about her health, she’d just look at you with the kindest eyes and the sweetest smile, nodding every once in a while, and then resume her eating. If she’d ever paused at it at all.
She could be happily munching a bucketful of lard fried chicken while you talked at her about exercise and cardiac health.
She just didn’t care!
Just did her thing.
Now here we were, about to sit down to yet another New Year’s Eve dinner. All our great, big, extended family gathered together as always on New Year’s.
Lucky, really, that Uncle Isac owned such a large party venue. Otherwise we’d be paying a fortune for all these different gatherings that were our tradition in this family. No party greater than our New Year’s Eve.
There’d be dancing later.
Aunt Stacy wouldn’t dance.
These days she needed a custom built mobility scooter to get anywhere. She didn’t use it much. Just stayed at home and ate whatever was delivered.
Just where she found the money for so much food, no one knew. Her late husband must’ve been far richer than any of us thought.
They were only married two years before he died.
That’s not what triggered her eating, though. It only started almost ten years later.
Nobody knows of anything that could’ve happened to her then.
Anyways, here we were, and here’s Aunt Stacy too. Carried by her mobility scooter to a table laden with free food.
This must be Aunt Stacy’s idea of heaven.
There’s ten types of salad. Sixteen chicken dishes. Twenty three types of pork and beef. Loads of different kinds of mutton, deer, elk and bear. There’s rabbit and hare and ducks and goose. There’s frankly everything!
Don’t get me started on the list of desserts. That would take forever.
That’s all of us going to be stuffed long before the meal is over. We’ll stumble onto the dance floor, and then we’ll eat some more.
That’s the plan, anyway.
That’s how things usually go. But not this time, though.
We’ve hit the seventh type of dessert, when Aunt Stacy suddenly puts down both her spoons. She raises her face and looks at everyone present.
We all feel her eyes upon us.
We everyone stop eating. Even the littlest of the children stop and look at her.
Aunt Stacy opens her mouth.
Out pours the most beautiful song we’ve ever heard.
I didn’t know Aunt Stacy could sing!
God… the sound is just so beautiful…
I’m crying.
So is everyone else.
On and on Aunt Stacy sings. On and on we cry.
And then…
“A massive explosion has shaken this small town to its very foundations. The loss of the town’s most popular party venue is nothing compared to the loss of the town’s indisputably largest extended family in its entirety. The cause of the explosion is as yet unknown, but the police tell us there’s no reason to suspect a terrorist attack…”
The news went on and on. Not that any of us were here to hear it anymore.